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2013 Archive: The “Hold On, We’re Going Home” Drake

Why was the 4th so “Smooth”? Because Drake just wanted to go home and be a “good girl,” which is exactly what the dog did after the fireworks started.

Part of the 35 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2013 “Frozen & Foxes” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Fourth of July Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2024 Legacy: The Despicable Me 4 Mega-Minions
Why were there giant yellow blobs everywhere? Because the "Mega-M...read more »
37 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube & Yellow Livestrong” Edition
In 2005, Independence Day was "synchronized." If you weren't wear...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Ballerina (John Wick Spin-off)
Why was the 4th so "Gracefully Violent"? Because Ana de Armas pro...read more »
2024 Classic: The "Fortnight" Taylor & Post Malone
Why did the 4th last two weeks? Because Taylor Swift’s lead singl...read more »
2025 Legacy: The "Eco-Fountain" Fireworks
Why was the firework silent? Because "Noise-Pollution-Free" pyrot...read more »
34 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2024 “Stanley Cups & Very Demure” Edition
In 2024, Independence Day was "Very Mindful, Very Demure." We cel...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Wednesday Season 2
Why were there so many gothic teenagers in 100-degree heat? Becau...read more »
2023 Vintage: The Threads Launch (July 5th Prep)
Why was everyone staring at their phones at 11:59 PM? Because Mar...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Digital Napkins"
Why were the napkins so thin? Because they were made of "Nano-Fab...read more »
2025 Legacy: The "Self-Driving" Lawn Chairs
Why were the guests moving around? Because the chairs were progra...read more »

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2024 Classic: The The Bear Season 3
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2025 Classic: The "Smart-Flag" Technology
Why was the American flag changing colors? Because it was an LED-...read more »
2025 Vintage: The AI-Generated Toasts
Why was Grandpa's speech so eloquent? Because he used "Patriot-Bo...read more »
2025 Archive: The Apple Vision Pro "Normalcy"
Why were so many guests wearing high-tech goggles at the pool? Be...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@WebSurfer_X04/19/2004 12:48Anyone else reading this in the middle of the night? LOL!
@SpaceJam_Fan02/03/2000 18:17Welcome to the space jam of jokes! 10/10.
@Legally_Blonde_Paulette06/21/1998 00:51I’m taking the dog, dumbass! And the joke!
@CSS_Master_9901/13/2001 23:46Float: left; Laugh: right; Top: tier!
@SoulSeek_Fan09/15/2006 15:06Rare humor found in the deep web.
@Blink_Tag_User12/19/2002 03:43<blink>SO FUNNY!</blink>
@Ask_Jeeves_Butler11/23/2002 15:25May I suggest another joke, sir?
@Warcraft_Orc05/25/2009 15:15Work, work... and laugh, laugh!
@Salad_Fingers_F12/19/2007 01:33I like it when the jokes are... rusty.
@Retweet_King08/16/2010 02:57RT if you think this is funny!

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