Why was the 4th so “Smooth”? Because Drake just wanted to go home and be a “good girl,” which is exactly what the dog did after the fireworks started.
Part of the 35 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2013 “Frozen & Foxes” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Fourth of July Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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2025 Legacy: The Ballerina (John Wick Spin-off)
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2024 Classic: The "Fortnight" Taylor & Post Malone
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2025 Legacy: The "Eco-Fountain" Fireworks
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In 2024, Independence Day was "Very Mindful, Very Demure." We cel...read more »
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2023 Vintage: The Threads Launch (July 5th Prep)
Why was everyone staring at their phones at 11:59 PM? Because Mar...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Digital Napkins"
Why were the napkins so thin? Because they were made of "Nano-Fab...read more »
2025 Legacy: The "Self-Driving" Lawn Chairs
Why were the guests moving around? Because the chairs were progra...read more »
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2025 Vintage: The AI-Generated Toasts
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Anyone else reading this in the middle of the night? LOL!
Welcome to the space jam of jokes! 10/10.
I’m taking the dog, dumbass! And the joke!
Float: left; Laugh: right; Top: tier!
Rare humor found in the deep web.
<blink>SO FUNNY!</blink>
May I suggest another joke, sir?
Work, work... and laugh, laugh!
I like it when the jokes are... rusty.
RT if you think this is funny!