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2014 Vintage: The Malala Yousafzai Nobel

Why was the President so supportive? To show that a teenager with a book is more powerful than a dictator with a drone (though the drones were still on the schedule).

Part of the 39 Presidential Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Buckets & Midterm Blues” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@WAP_Navigator07/13/2012 19:49Even on my tiny phone screen, this is gold.
@Seinfeld_George07/30/2009 18:52What is the deal with these funny jokes?
@The_Mask_Smokin04/24/2000 13:21P-A-R-T-Y? Because I’m laughing!
@Beverly_Hills_9021005/23/1997 17:34The coolest joke in the zip code.
@Austin_Powers_Doctor01/20/2013 19:45One million laughs! Mwahahaha!
@Donny_V_ShutUp07/20/2011 20:52Shut up Donny! I’m trying to read!
@Snatch_Mickey10/07/2000 00:36Do ya like dags? And jokes?
@Grinds_My_Gears08/31/2009 23:53You know what really grinds my gears? Bad humor. This is good!
@Midi_Background03/16/2002 08:57Can you hear the MIDI music playing? I can!

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