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2006 Classic: The Optical Mouse Precision

 Why did the dad brag? “2000 DPI! I can click ‘Delete’ with surgical accuracy.”

Part of the 65 Office Groaners: The 2006 “Wii Sports & Twitter” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@The_Mask_Smokin02/23/2011 00:40P-A-R-T-Y? Because I’m laughing!
@Twin_Peaks_Coffee04/18/2003 07:31A damn fine cup of coffee and a damn fine joke!
@Firewall_Wizard11/02/2013 04:47Letting this joke through the port.
@Hackers_Movie_Fan09/05/2000 17:25Hack the planet! And read the jokes!
@Fight_Club_Member04/09/2001 01:58I’m not supposed to talk about how funny this is.
@Jesus_Quintana07/26/1999 09:17Nobody fucks with the Jesus! (Great joke).
@Bam_Margera_Fan10/04/2006 04:22Hi, I’m Bam, and this joke is insane!
@MTV_Unplugged10/28/2014 05:55Pure, acoustic humor. No effects needed.
@Gaia_Online_Gold09/07/1999 10:56Dressing up my avatar to celebrate this laugh.

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