Why did scientists use lawyers for a “Stress Study”? Because even when the maze was collapsing, the lawyers were still charging for “exploration time.”
Part of the 50 Lawyer Jokes: The 2008 “Financial Crash & Superhero Liability” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Cold Heart
A temperature check on the legal system.Why did the lawyer go to ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Turing Test Trial
A lawyer failed the Turing Test in court. The judge didn't care ...read more »
The Speeding Ticket
Fighting the law and sometimes, remarkably, winning.I told my law...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Closing Argument
A lawyer crossed the road to serve a subpoena to a "Fully Autono...read more »
2025 Archive: The Small Print
He used "Silicon Valley Gray" font to make the fees look like a ...read more »
52 Lawyer Jokes: The 2000 “Dot-Com Crash & Nokia 3310” Edition
In 2000, the "New Economy" met the "Old Reality." Lawyers spent t...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Divorce Settlement
The lawyer got the "AI Assistant's Memory" because it was the on...read more »
2025 Archive: The Prompt Audit
A lawyer was sued for "negligent prompting" after his AI-generat...read more »
48 Lawyer Jokes: The 2019 “Streaming Wars & Deepfake Debates” Edition
In 2019, "Content was King," but "Contracts were the Crown." It w...read more »
2025 Archive: The Library
A lawyer sued the library for having "Free Knowledge" when he wa...read more »
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The 10% Rule
Math for beginners in the world of settlements.What do you call a...read more »
The Legal Fee Paradox
Working hard to make sure you have nothing left to lose.I won my ...read more »
2025 Archive: The Robot Associate
Why did the robot associate quit? It realized that even with a p...read more »
2025 Classic: The Retainer Fee
He called it a "Quantum Retainer"—the money exists and doesn't e...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Wrote this down with my stylus. Great!
Scary funny! Watch out for the windows!
I searched for "gold" and found this joke.
Reticulating splines... and laughing hard!
A joke for the end of the world.
Greetings, Traveler! Care for a joke?