Why was Monza so gloomy? Because the “Red Baron” announced his retirement, leaving Formula 1 in the hands of Fernando Alonso and making Ferrari fans learn how to spell “Raikkonen.”
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Ordered a pizza and read this. Best night ever.
128kbps of pure comedy gold.
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