2020 Vintage: The Witness Stand

Why did the lawyer bring a “Wi-Fi Jammer” to court? To “impeach” the witness’s connection whenever things got too honest.

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

The loudest sound in the room and what it actually means.Why did ...read more »

A lawyer cited a law that was passed in the year 2040. He argued...read more »

A lawyer sued the concept of "Real Time." He argued that "Billab...read more »

Competition is the soul of the legal profession.A town with one l...read more »

In 2000, the "New Economy" met the "Old Reality." Lawyers spent t...read more »

Why did the lawyer subpoena the witness's brain chip? Because "I...read more »

In 2024, the "Reasonable Person" standard was replaced by the "Is...read more »

In 2011, the legal world realized that everything you say can and...read more »

Science makes a practical adjustment for the sake of humanity.A r...read more »

The intern was happy. He was told he was a "Bio-Logic Validator,...read more »

A lawyer sued the library for having "Free Knowledge" when he wa...read more »

In 2003, the legal world was obsessed with "Digital Rights Manage...read more »

Why was the AI promoted to Senior Partner? Because it was the on...read more »

The lawyer got the "AI Assistant's Memory" because it was the on...read more »

@Buffy_Fan9705/24/2002 19:05Slaying the competition with these jokes.

@Flash_Animator08/19/2009 14:10I should make a stickman movie about this.

@Java_Applet_User05/13/2001 18:47This joke is more portable than a Java app!

@Legally_Blonde_Paulette08/27/2000 19:40I’m taking the dog, dumbass! And the joke!

@CatDog_Alone01/22/2012 15:56One fine day with a woof and a purr... we laughed!

@AOL_Chat_Veteran12/30/2003 23:05Settle down everyone, a new joke just dropped.