A guy comes home in a kilt after seeing Braveheart. He shouts at his wife, “They may take our lives, but they will never take… OUR FREEDOM!” She looks up from her book and says, “Fine. You’re sleeping on the couch. Enjoy your freedom.”
Part of the 52 Adult Jokes: The 1996 “Tabloid Scandals & Late Night TV” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
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I should make a stickman movie about this.
Better than the bonus features on my new discs!
Runs perfectly on my 486 machine.
A joke about nothing? Love it!
They do move in herds... funny jokes!
You’re my boy, Blue! Great humor!
Bookmarking this for later. So delicious!
Caaaaarl! That was a funny one!