2013 Legacy: The Egg
I’m “cracking” the code for more followers. Part of the 118 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Frozen & Selfie Edition (2013) archive. Historically Verified
2011 Classic: The Seattle Seahawks “Beast Mode”
Why did the ground shake? Because Marshawn Lynch ran through the Saints defense so hard it registered on a local seismograph. Part of the 51… Read More »2011 Classic: The Seattle Seahawks “Beast Mode”
2011 Classic: The Nintendo 3DS
Why was the clerk squinting? He was trying to see the “Glasses-free 3D” and just ended up with a massive headache and a digital dog.… Read More »2011 Classic: The Nintendo 3DS
2009 Legacy: The Toast
I’m the “talk” of the town. Part of the 199 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Avatar & Bitcoin Dawn (2009) archive. Historically Verified
2006 Archive: The Skater Shoe Bulk
Watching the boys waddle down the linoleum hallway because their massive athletic sneakers had tongues thicker than a dictionary. Part of the 38 School &… Read More »2006 Archive: The Skater Shoe Bulk
2006 Classic: The Cake
She baked a cake so hard I’m using it as a base for the new garden shed. Part of the 63 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2006… Read More »2006 Classic: The Cake
2006 Classic: The Maria Sharapova US Open
Why was Manhattan so loud? Because Maria won her second Major in a little black dress, proving she was the queen of both fashion and… Read More »2006 Classic: The Maria Sharapova US Open
2005 Legacy: The War of the Worlds Panic
Why was Tom Cruise running? Because Steven Spielberg realized that the only thing scarier than giant tripod aliens is Tom Cruise’s intensity when he’s trying… Read More »2005 Legacy: The War of the Worlds Panic
2004 Archive: The Halle Berry Manager Joke
Why did she bring her manager on stage? To tell him to “read the script next time” instead of just counting the zeros on the… Read More »2004 Archive: The Halle Berry Manager Joke
2004 Archive: Worst Supporting Actress
Why Britney Spears? For proving that you don’t even need to be an “actress” to be the worst one of the year. Part of the… Read More »2004 Archive: Worst Supporting Actress