2004 Archive: The Halle Berry Manager Joke

Why did she bring her manager on stage? To tell him to “read the script next time” instead of just counting the zeros on the check.

🔥 Top 10: The Razzie Awards Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Why was it joked about? For a movie that spent so much time bein...read more »

Why was the dialogue mocked? Because half the lines were clearly...read more »

Why the CGI Stitch? For a performance that was 100% digital and ...read more »

Why was it a landmark? Because it was the year of the "Prestigio...read more »

Why did she win Worst Actress? For giving a performance that pro...read more »

Why did he win Worst Supporting Actor? For appearing in four dif...read more »

Why was it a target? For a CGI feline that was almost as unconvi...read more »

Why Jerry Seinfeld? For proving that "What's the deal with bad m...read more »

Why Snow White? Because some mirrors should never be looked into...read more »

Why was it a landmark? Because it was the year Disney realized t...read more »

In 2012, the 33rd Razzie Awards finally got their revenge on the ...read more »

Why? For a movie that was so "delayed" it became a myth before i...read more »

In 2005, the 26th Razzie Awards feasted on a year where high-prof...read more »

Why Madame Web? Because the Razzies decided that "seeing the fut...read more »

@Gladiator_Maximus11/18/2009 11:06Are you not entertained? Because I am!

@Modem_Meltdown10/23/2003 11:10My computer froze but the joke was worth the reboot.

@Seinfeld_Fan_Club03/26/2004 13:57A joke about nothing? Love it!

@Frasier_Crane03/22/2010 01:28I am listening... and I am laughing.

@Lord_Of_Rings_Sam10/02/1998 22:58I can’t carry it for you, but I can laugh with you!

@Motherboard_Max04/21/1995 16:59This joke has a high clock speed! Fast and funny.

@Numa_Numa_Guy12/14/2001 01:21Ma-ia-hii, Ma-ia-huu! Laughing in my webcam!

@Social_Media_G10/05/2009 20:58I’m going to poke you for this joke!