Why was Tom Cruise running? Because Steven Spielberg realized that the only thing scarier than giant tripod aliens is Tom Cruise’s intensity when he’s trying to be a “relatable dad.”
Part of the 35 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2005 “Batman Begins, Sith Revenge & Mountain Brokeback” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Hollywood & Acting Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2023 Archive: The Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 Tissues
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2024 Vintage: The Kinds of Kindness
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2023 Legacy: The Beau Is Afraid Adventure
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2024 Classic: The Gladiator II Water
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2024 Legacy: The Civil War "What kind of American?"
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2024 Vintage: The Challengers Tennis
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2024 Classic: The 2024 Final Industry Vibe
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2023 Vintage: The Wonka Candy
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2025 Classic: The Zootopia 2 Logic
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2025 Vintage: The Blade (Maybe?) Release
Why the silence? For a movie that has been "coming soon" since 20...read more »
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A/S/L? Just kidding, great joke! LOL!
Runs perfectly on my 486 machine.
The funniest thing since free refills at the cafeteria.
This joke didn’t crash my system, surprisingly.
Mama had a chicken, Mama had a cow... and a joke!
My joke just digivolved into a better one!
Schwing! This joke is babe-worthy!
Di-da-di-da-di-da-do-do! Funniest site ever!
Still the fastest browser for the fastest jokes.
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