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2005 Legacy: The War of the Worlds Panic

Why was Tom Cruise running? Because Steven Spielberg realized that the only thing scarier than giant tripod aliens is Tom Cruise’s intensity when he’s trying to be a “relatable dad.”

Part of the 35 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2005 “Batman Begins, Sith Revenge & Mountain Brokeback” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@ChatRoom_Queen07/22/2000 07:55A/S/L? Just kidding, great joke! LOL!
@Linux_Distro_Fan08/25/2014 15:09Runs perfectly on my 486 machine.
@Campus_King09/12/2007 22:11The funniest thing since free refills at the cafeteria.
@Kernel_Panic_9812/26/2000 12:14This joke didn’t crash my system, surprisingly.
@Cow_And_Chicken03/02/2005 18:16Mama had a chicken, Mama had a cow... and a joke!
@Digimon_Tamer02/06/2000 12:59My joke just digivolved into a better one!
@Wayne_World_Ex05/21/2010 22:17Schwing! This joke is babe-worthy!
@Hamster_Dance_X11/04/2000 23:53Di-da-di-da-di-da-do-do! Funniest site ever!
@Opera_User_9911/30/2005 15:23Still the fastest browser for the fastest jokes.
@Hashtag_Master12/24/2012 02:25#funny #joke #retro #90s

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