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2006 Classic: The Maria Sharapova US Open

Why was Manhattan so loud? Because Maria won her second Major in a little black dress, proving she was the queen of both fashion and the baseline.

Part of the 54 Sports Jokes: The 2006 “Heads & Hoops” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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