2020 Vintage: The Witness Stand
Why did the lawyer bring a “Wi-Fi Jammer” to court? To “impeach” the witness’s connection whenever things got too honest. Part of the 52 Lawyer… Read More »2020 Vintage: The Witness Stand
2018 Vintage: The Queer Eye
Five guys walk in and start critiquing the bar’s decor and the bartender’s beard. Part of the 52 Bar Jokes: The 2018 “Infinity War &… Read More »2018 Vintage: The Queer Eye
2017 Legacy: The Spider-Man
Homecoming: “I’m just a friendly neighborhood Spider-Man.” “Then be ‘friendly’ and help the neighbors with their groceries instead of climbing the trellis.” Part of the 54 Adult Jokes:… Read More »2017 Legacy: The Spider-Man
2017 Classic: The Taylor Swift
“Look What You Made Me Do.” She sings this every time I forget an anniversary. I’m scared. Part of the 62 Marriage Jokes: The 2017… Read More »2017 Classic: The Taylor Swift
2016 Legacy: The Batman v Superman
“Who would win in a fight?” “Probably the divorce lawyer who has to deal with two grown men arguing about their mothers having the same name.” Part… Read More »2016 Legacy: The Batman v Superman
2016 Vintage: The Fish
I’m “hooked” on the Magikarp grind. Part of the 130 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Pokémon GO & Bottle Flip Edition (2016) archive. Historically Verified
2016 Classic: The “Pen-Pineapple-Apple-Pen” Video
Why was he wearing a leopard-print scarf? Because a 45-second song from Japan proved that the internet’s taste in music was officially broken. Part of… Read More »2016 Classic: The “Pen-Pineapple-Apple-Pen” Video
2016 Legacy: The Kanye West (Life of Pablo) Fan
“I miss the old bulb, straight from the ‘go bulb, chop up the soul bulb…” Part of the 63 Light Bulb Jokes: 2016 – The… Read More »2016 Legacy: The Kanye West (Life of Pablo) Fan
2015 Vintage: The Apple “Force Touch”
Why was the salesman pushing his trackpad so hard? He heard it was “Force Sensitive” and thought it would unlock a secret menu. Part of… Read More »2015 Vintage: The Apple “Force Touch”
2014 Classic: The Kim Kardashian Fan
One, but they have to balance the bulb on their back while pouring champagne into a glass. #BreakTheInternet. Part of the 66 Light Bulb Jokes:… Read More »2014 Classic: The Kim Kardashian Fan