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2001 Classic: The USS Enterprise (CVN-65) U-Turn

Why did the “Big E” turn around on Sept 11? Because when the world changes in an hour, you don’t go home for a port visit; you go to the North Arabian Sea to start a “Conversation.”

Part of the 40 Military Jokes: The 2001 “End of the Intermission” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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