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2011 Classic: The Seattle Seahawks “Beast Mode”

Why did the ground shake? Because Marshawn Lynch ran through the Saints defense so hard it registered on a local seismograph.

Part of the 51 Sports Jokes: The 2011 “Mavs’ Revenge & The Aguero Moment” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@Snake_Game_Pro07/28/1996 23:44I crashed my snake because I was laughing.
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@Lord_Of_Rings_Sam10/10/2012 08:07I can’t carry it for you, but I can laugh with you!
@Trainspotting_Rent10/06/2010 05:36Choose life. Choose a joke.
@O_Ren_Ishii_Fan09/25/2014 16:41Silently laughing in the snow.
@Nirvana_Teen09/26/1999 01:06Smells like... teen humor. I love it.
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@Austin_Powers_Y10/20/2010 09:04Yeah, baby, yeah! Groovy humor!
@Ali_G_In_Da_H04/24/2003 19:40Is it cos I is funny? Respect!
@ODP_Editor_9904/06/2002 12:16Approved for the Open Directory Project!

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