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2024 Classic: The “Apple” Charli XCX

 I’m doing the dance. You’re doing the dance. The guy at the DMV is doing the dance. It’s a “Brat” summer.

Part of the 78 Observational One-Liners: The 2024 Olympic Beef archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Legally_Blonde_Elle11/20/2010 03:23What, like it’s hard to be funny?
@Mean_Girls_Regina06/16/2007 14:44Get in loser, we are going laughing!
@Heathers_Winona01/29/2007 02:22Greetings and salutations! Very funny.
@Mini_Me_Rocks02/27/2011 01:47... (Laughter in silence).
@Space_Background09/29/2010 12:40The stars are aligned for this joke.
@Flash_Game_Dev04/07/2007 16:44I should make a game about this joke.

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