Why did the sandwich go to the gym? To get “crust-y.”
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🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Q: Did you hear about the...
Q: Did you hear about the king who was exactly 12 inches tall?
A...read more »
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In case he got a hole in one.read more »
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It lost all its contacts.read more »
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Why did the power go out at the school?
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Kid: Ow, I hurt my foot!
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Kid: Dad, can you make me a sandwich?
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Kid: What’s that?
Dad: It’s a henweigh.
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It was two tired.read more »
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Because they’re shellfish.read more »
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53 Original Dad Jokes: The 2001 Digital Frontier Edition
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Better than any comedy I rented last Friday.
Peer-to-peer laughing!
Why are you wearing that stupid man suit? LOL.
You know what really grinds my gears? Bad humor. This is good!
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Bookmarking this for later. So delicious!