2012 Vintage: The Dog

I’m “barking” at the Mayan gods.

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@ChatRoom_Queen09/03/2004 00:32A/S/L? Just kidding, great joke! LOL!

@X-Gen_Mark09/29/2011 03:09This is exactly the kind of humor we needed in the 90s.

@Matrix_Rebel12/27/2004 07:13I chose the red pill and I ended up here. No regrets.

@Walter_Sobchak03/30/1996 07:36Am I the only one who gives a damn about the rules of comedy?

@Brick_Tamland_L02/02/2002 12:29I love lamp. And I love this joke.

@Boxxy_Queen06/15/2007 10:04I’m not trolling, this is actually hilarious!