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2007 Legacy: The Battery

 I’m “charged” up for the smartphone revolution.

Part of the 177 Classic Punny One-Liners: The iPhone & Hashtag Edition (2007) archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Napster_King03/23/2002 16:31I stopped my download just to read this. Hilarious!
@Nokia_Snake_Champ10/26/2007 01:58Harder to stop laughing than it is to beat Snake!
@Digimon_Tamer10/20/2015 04:49My joke just digivolved into a better one!
@AllYourBase_9904/12/2012 22:50All your jokes are belong to us! Take off every zig!
@Leet_Speaker_7712/07/2001 01:047h15 15 v3ry funny! 10v3 17!

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