2015 Archive: The End

I’m “tapping” out—catch you in 2016!

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

I’m "settling."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Ful...read more »

I’m "locking" my DNA profile.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-L...read more »

2018 was the year of the "Victory Royale" and the "Emotional Dama...read more »

I’m "pressing" the button to return to Earth.Part of the 124 Cla...read more »

The new millennium finally found its groove in 2001. We watched a...read more »

I’m "pointing" at the exit of the simulation.Part of the 124 Cla...read more »

I’m "moo-ving" to a better dimension.Part of the 124 Classic Pun...read more »

I’m "spreading" the reloaded vibes.Part of the 124 Classic Punny...read more »

I’m "hanging" a dynamic sunset on my wall.Part of the 124 Classi...read more »

My car refused to take me to the gym. It said I needed "rest-mod...read more »

In 2015, we learned that reality is subjective—especially if you'...read more »

I’m "peeling" fantastic about the reload.Part of the 124 Classic...read more »

Welcome to 1998 – the year Google was founded in a garage, the iM...read more »

I’m "fleeing" from the group-think.Part of the 124 Classic Punny...read more »

@Iron_Man_Tony04/01/2010 08:23I am Iron Man... and I am laughing.

@Keyboard_Warrior01/24/2005 10:57F5... F5... F5... More jokes please!

@Twelve_Monkeys_F07/14/2009 18:34The future is laughing at us.

@Digimon_Tamer07/08/2004 21:54My joke just digivolved into a better one!

@Star_Wars_Kid02/02/1996 03:55I’ve got the moves... and the jokes!

@Leave_Britney_A10/15/2004 11:45Leave this joke alone! It’s perfect!