“I’m a real boy!” “You’re a grown man who still hides candy wrappers in the sofa cushions. Real-ish.” Part of the 54 Adult Jokes: The 2022 “Keep… Read More »2022 Vintage: The Pinocchio (Guillermo del Toro)
Why was the girl taking a photo of a trash can at the Eiffel Tower? Because her BeReal notification went off and she had 2 minutes to… Read More »2022 Vintage: The BeReal Craze
The science teacher celebrating because he finally figured out how to use a web link to show a movie about ecosystems, though he still couldn’t… Read More »2021 Vintage: The DVD Menu Loop Sunset
Why was the 50-year-old jumping? Because he became the oldest Major winner in history, proving that “Old Man Strength” and a lot of coffee can… Read More »2021 Legacy: The Phil Mickelson PGA Win
A guy walks in and says, “I’m a variant!” The bartender says, “Which one? The one who pays or the one who runs?” Part of… Read More »2021 Vintage: The Loki
Why was the intern sad? He was told he was a “Digital Asset Manager,” which meant he had to find the partner’s lost Bitcoin password… Read More »2019 Classic: The Internship
Why “Humble”? Because watching Kendrick Lamar’s head on fire is the most 2018 thing imaginable. Part of the 36 Grammy Jokes: The 2018 “24K Magic… Read More »2018 Legacy: Best Music Video
An old man in a mask walks in. “I’m back!” The bartender says, “You’ve been back every October for 40 years, Michael.” Part of the… Read More »2018 Archive: The Halloween Reboot
The bartender announces a guy won the pool tournament, then says, “Wait, there’s a mistake. The other guy actually won.” Part of the 51 Bar… Read More »2017 Legacy: The La La Land / Moonlight
Why did Trump supporters start wearing it as a badge of honor? To prove that in 2016, if you insult the voters, they won’t cry—they’ll… Read More »2016 Archive: The “Basket of Deplorables” (Part 2)
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