Why was the 50-year-old jumping? Because he became the oldest Major winner in history, proving that “Old Man Strength” and a lot of coffee can beat the kids any day.
Part of the 54 Sports Jokes: The 2021 “Summer of Sport & The Great Messi Migration” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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54 Sports Jokes: The 2013 “The King Retires & The Iron Man” Edition
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Better than 16-bit graphics!
Heh heh... heh heh... that was cool.
You got it, dude! Very funny.
Shuffling... and this joke came up first!
Wait, what was the joke? Oh yeah, HA!
Do ya like dags? And jokes?
Jokes are more than meets the eye!
At least I have my jokes to keep me company.