2005 Archive: The Reflex

He hit my knee. I cried. He said, “That’s a psychological reflex, not a physical one.”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

"Your bones are 100% organic. That’s very rare in 2025."Part of t...read more »

Waiting months for a five-minute conversation.I finally saw the s...read more »

A painful lesson in following the doctor's orders."Doctor, will I...read more »

A medical breakthrough that comes with a small side effect."Docto...read more »

In 2018, medical humor focused on the "Battle Royale" of daily li...read more »

When you don’t like the diagnosis, just ask for a compliment.The ...read more »

"You stop breathing." "I’m just 'Stand-by' mode to save power."Pa...read more »

I had a video call with my doctor. He was so polite and on time t...read more »

In 2007, psychiatry became a battle against the "Touchscreen Delu...read more »

"Your heart sounds like a high-speed data transfer."Part of the 6...read more »

A revolutionary diet plan recommended by professionals.The doctor...read more »

Getting paid to do what we do best... or trying to.I went for a s...read more »

In 2019, medical humor was all about the "Influencer Doctor." If ...read more »

My doctor's AI is meaner than he is. It told me my cholesterol is...read more »

@DialUp_Dreamer11/14/2012 15:49Beep-boop-krrr-hiss... finally loaded! Great joke.

@Dumb_And_Dumber08/09/1999 14:32So you’re telling me there’s a chance... to laugh?

@Friends_Lover04/24/2005 17:12Could this joke BE any funnier?

@Lion_King_Pumbaa08/08/1998 19:57They call me MISTER PIG! And I like this joke!

@Harry_Potter_Hermione10/11/2009 23:10It’s Levi-O-sa, not Levio-SA! Hilarious!

@Unix_Wizard03/04/2009 03:44sudo apt-get install more_jokes... Success!

@PopUp_Blocker_X08/28/1997 02:51I blocked the ads, but let the jokes in.

@Homestar_Runner01/13/2007 08:50That’s a real terrific joke, Coach Z!

@Retro_End_User03/04/2014 06:07The archive is complete! 10/10 would laugh again.