2017 Legacy: The La La Land / Moonlight

The bartender announces a guy won the pool tournament, then says, “Wait, there’s a mistake. The other guy actually won.”

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@ICQ_Master9909/01/1999 21:25Uh-oh! Adding this to my status message right now.

@Trinity_Matrix06/09/1996 06:39Dodge this... (a bad joke). HA!

@Goonies_Never_D05/25/1996 00:27Goonies never say die! And they never stop laughing.

@Trololo_Man_7005/03/1999 20:33Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha! Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!

@Podcast_Listener06/15/2003 16:12I’ll mention this in my next episode!