A guy walks in and says, “I’m a variant!” The bartender says, “Which one? The one who pays or the one who runs?”
Part of the 56 Bar Jokes: The 2021 “Vaccine & Crypto-NFT” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
55 Bar Jokes: The 2023 “Barbenheimer & ChatGPT” Edition
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2024 Archive: The Coaster
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30 Bar Jokes: The 2025 “Reality Is Premium” Edition
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The Mushroom Character
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70 Bar Jokes: The 2010 “Inception & Instagram Launch” Edition
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The Grasshopper Surprise
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73 Bar Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube & How I Met Your Mother” Edition
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The Two Guys
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The Talking Dog
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2025 Classic: The Analog Whiskey
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😜 More from category: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
53 Bar Jokes: The 2013 “Selfie & Harlem Shake” Edition
In 2013, if you didn't take a picture with your drink, it was lik...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Neuralink Slip
A guy walks in and the bartender immediately hands him a tequila...read more »
79 Bar Jokes: The 1999 “Party Like It’s 1999 & Y2K Panic” Edition
In 1999, every night at the bar felt like the last night on Earth...read more »
53 Bar Jokes: The 2022 “Elon Buys Twitter & Top Gun” Edition
In 2022, the bar became the place where we escaped from "blue che...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
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It’s dangerous to go alone! Take this joke.
It really whips the llama's ass!
I don’t even need a mousepad to click on this joke.
Multipass! For the comedy club!
If you ain’t first, you’re last! (At laughing).
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