2007 Archive: The “Sons of Iraq”
Why did we pay people not to shoot us? Because “Financial Incentives” are much cheaper than “Hellfire Missiles,” and the paperwork is slightly easier. Part… Read More »2007 Archive: The “Sons of Iraq”
2007 Legacy: The Battery
I’m “charged” up for the smartphone revolution. Part of the 177 Classic Punny One-Liners: The iPhone & Hashtag Edition (2007) archive. Historically Verified
2007 Archive: The Cure
“Is there a cure?” “Yes, but you won’t like it. It involves ‘Unplugging’.” Part of the 71 Doctor Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone Launch & WebMD… Read More »2007 Archive: The Cure
2006 Legacy: The Digital Camera “ISO”
Why was the photo so grainy? Because “ISO 1600” in 2006 looked like a bowl of sand. Part of the 65 Office Groaners: The 2006… Read More »2006 Legacy: The Digital Camera “ISO”
2006 Archive: The “You, Me and Dupree” Burn
Why Owen Wilson? For playing a character so annoying that the audience was on the side of the people trying to kick him out. Part… Read More »2006 Archive: The “You, Me and Dupree” Burn
2006 Legacy: The Emancipation of Mimi
Why was Mariah Carey the hero of the night? Because she proved that you can never count out a diva with a five-octave range and… Read More »2006 Legacy: The Emancipation of Mimi
2006 Legacy: The Pan’s Labyrinth Fan
One, but the bulb is held by a pale man with eyes in his hands. Part of the 69 Light Bulb Jokes: 2006 – The… Read More »2006 Legacy: The Pan’s Labyrinth Fan
2006 Legacy: The Step Up Dancing
Channing Tatum just danced his way into our hearts. And into a long-term career. Part of the 78 Observational One-Liners: The 2006 Social Shift archive.… Read More »2006 Legacy: The Step Up Dancing
2005 Vintage: The Hurricane Katrina
A guy says, “I’m from New Orleans.” The bartender gives him a drink on the house. “To the Big Easy.” Part of the 73 Bar… Read More »2005 Vintage: The Hurricane Katrina
2005 Archive: The Reflex
He hit my knee. I cried. He said, “That’s a psychological reflex, not a physical one.” Part of the 62 Doctor Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube… Read More »2005 Archive: The Reflex