2004 Classic: The Control
I’m “alt-ering” my profile layout. Part of the 136 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Social Network Dawn (2004) archive. Historically Verified
2004 Classic: The “Leave (Get Out)” JoJo
She’s 13 years old and she’s already more mature about breakups than I am at 25. Part of the 73 Observational One-Liners: The 2004 Social… Read More »2004 Classic: The “Leave (Get Out)” JoJo
2004 Vintage: The Star
I’m “twinkling” on the screen. Part of the 136 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Social Network Dawn (2004) archive. Historically Verified
2003 Vintage: The Gmail Rumor
Why were people talking about “1 GB of storage”? Everyone thought it was an April Fools’ joke because no one could ever need that much… Read More »2003 Vintage: The Gmail Rumor
2003 Classic: The Jack Sparrow
“Why is the light gone? …Oh, wait, there it is.” Part of the 61 Light Bulb Jokes: 2003 – The Year of the Great Blackout… Read More »2003 Classic: The Jack Sparrow
2002 Classic: The Queens of the Stone Age (Nick Oliveri)
Why the naked bass playing? For the year rock and roll meant being loud, dangerous, and occasionally arrested. Part of the 41 Musician & Rock… Read More »2002 Classic: The Queens of the Stone Age (Nick Oliveri)
2002 Classic: The Equilibrium Gun-Fu
Christian Bale doing martial arts with pistols. It makes zero sense and looks 100% cool. Part of the 76 Observational One-Liners: The 2002 Retro Edition… Read More »2002 Classic: The Equilibrium Gun-Fu
2002 Vintage: The Queen Mother’s Funeral
Why was the flag at half-staff? To remind the President that “Old World” tradition still has better hats than “New World” politics. Part of the… Read More »2002 Vintage: The Queen Mother’s Funeral
2001 Vintage: The iMac G4
Why did the blonde try to move her monitor like a lamp? She saw the new “iMac G4” and thought it was a high-tech flashlight.… Read More »2001 Vintage: The iMac G4
2001 Archive: Lord of the Rings
Why did it take 3 hours to walk to a volcano? Because in 2001, Peter Jackson realized that if you have enough beautiful scenery and… Read More »2001 Archive: Lord of the Rings