Why was the flag at half-staff? To remind the President that “Old World” tradition still has better hats than “New World” politics.
Part of the 34 Presidential Jokes: The 2002 “Axis of Evil & TSA Pat-Downs” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Presidential Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Vintage: The Olympics "Raygun" Breakdance
Why did the White House study the routine? Because "Doing somethi...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Infrastructure Year"
Why is it actually happening? Because Elon Musk promised that if ...read more »
36 Presidential Jokes: The 2021 “Inaugurations & Mittens” Edition
In 2021, the American Presidency switched from "Unfiltered Tweets...read more »
2024 Legacy: The McDonald's Fry Cook Stunt
Why did Trump work the drive-thru? To prove that he’s the only bi...read more »
35 Presidential Jokes: The 1997 “Second Term & Sheep Clones” Edition
In 1997, the Clinton Administration was riding high on a booming ...read more »
2024 Legacy: The "Lame Duck" Marathon
Why was Biden so busy in December? Because when you have 30 days ...read more »
2024 Archive: The Election Night Sweep
Why was the 2024 map so red? Because it turns out that "Inflation...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Drilling" Frenzy
Why is there a rig in every backyard? Because in 2025, "Liquid Go...read more »
2024 Classic: The Biden Drop-out Letter
Why did the President withdraw on a Sunday afternoon on Twitter? ...read more »
2024 Classic: The "Pass the Torch" Pressure
Why was George Clooney involved? To prove that in 2024, "Hollywoo...read more »
😜 More from category: The Presidential Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Vintage: The "Inside Out 2" Success
Why did it resonate? Because "Anxiety" was the lead emotion for e...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Grok" Integration
Why is the government using Elon’s AI? Because "Grok" is the only...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Vivek Effect
Why is Vivek Ramaswamy everywhere? To prove that in 2025, the bes...read more »
2024 Classic: The "I’m Speaking" Moment
Why did Kamala use that line? To remind us that in 2021, she was ...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I’m burning this joke to a CD-RW.
Found: Hilarious_Joke_1999.txt
No viruses here, just good vibes.
Looking at this joke while my girlfriend stares at me.
Finally a site without a 2-minute Flash intro!
The stars are aligned for this joke.
Great joke! Meet me at the lobby!
Caaaaarl! That was a funny one!
Posting this to my own wall right now!