Why did it take 3 hours to walk to a volcano? Because in 2001, Peter Jackson realized that if you have enough beautiful scenery and a creepy Gollum, people will watch you walk across a field forever.
Part of the 39 Celebrity Jokes: The 2001 “Low-Rise & Magic Wands” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Standard classic. Never gets old.
Everybody knows your name when you tell this joke.
01001000 01000001 (HA!).
I downloaded this joke in under a minute!
Badger badger badger... mushroom! Hilarious!
Scouting the web for gems like this.
7h15 15 v3ry funny! 10v3 17!
I saw that laugh coming from across the map.
Zerg rush of laughter! Kekekekeke!
Not bad. Not bad at all.