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2009 Vintage: The MLB “Steroid List”

Why were there 103 names? Because the 2003 “anonymous” tests weren’t so anonymous, and David Ortiz and Manny Ramirez were suddenly in the headlines for the wrong reasons.

Part of the 53 Sports Jokes: The 2009 “Records & Redemption” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Pikachu_Fan_8804/21/2002 14:59Pika-pika! Translation: This is very funny!
@Mainframe_Manny04/29/1996 19:13Old school processing, new school laughs.
@Top_Gun_Maverick11/19/1995 05:29I feel the need... the need for comedy!
@Bill_Ted_Excell01/15/2009 10:55Be excellent to each other! And party on, dudes!
@Talladega_N_R12/03/2004 01:03If you ain’t first, you’re last! (At laughing).
@StumbleUpon_User10/09/2012 09:05I just stumbled upon this and I’m glad I did!
@WordPress_Fan_0312/20/2007 01:12The best thing since version 1.0!
@CounterStrike_Pro05/14/2007 10:15Boom! Headshot! This joke is a direct hit!

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