Impossible): Why did Tom Cruise spend the whole year hanging from the ceiling? Because in 1996, sweat-dropping onto a computer floor was the only way to hack a system before high-speed internet existed.
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
M-M-M-MONSTER JOKE!
That "Uh-oh!" sound is actually me laughing!
D’oh! Why didn’t I think of that joke?
Bloody brilliant, mate!
Get your ass to Mars! And take this joke!
Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha! Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!
Waddle on over and read this!
Boom! Headshot! This joke is a direct hit!
Selling 100 laughs for 10gp!