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1996 Classic: Tom Cruise (Mission

Impossible): Why did Tom Cruise spend the whole year hanging from the ceiling? Because in 1996, sweat-dropping onto a computer floor was the only way to hack a system before high-speed internet existed.

Part of the 40 Celebrity Jokes: The 1996 “Spice Up Your Life” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@Quake_Fragger03/18/1995 10:11M-M-M-MONSTER JOKE!
@ICQ_Classic10/15/2000 19:18That "Uh-oh!" sound is actually me laughing!
@Simpson_Quotes01/24/2004 15:18D’oh! Why didn’t I think of that joke?
@Harry_Potter_Ron11/26/1998 03:19Bloody brilliant, mate!
@Total_Recall_Fan08/12/2011 07:53Get your ass to Mars! And take this joke!
@Trololo_Man_7009/25/2013 22:59Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha! Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!
@Club_Penguin_Kid07/20/1998 22:33Waddle on over and read this!
@CounterStrike_Pro06/07/2009 16:41Boom! Headshot! This joke is a direct hit!
@Runescape_Noob10/10/2014 01:44Selling 100 laughs for 10gp!

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