What’s a cat’s favorite color? Answer: Purr-ple!

What do you call a dog magician? Answer: A labracadabrador!

What did the pencil say to the paper? Answer: “You’ve got a good point!”

Why did the frog take the bus to school? Answer: Because his car got toad!

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Answer: Sneakers!

What do elves learn in school? Answer: The elf-abet!

Why did the music teacher go to jail? Answer: Because she got caught with too many notes!

What do you call a pig that does karate? Answer: A pork chop!

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Answer: Because she will let it go!

Why did the bee have sticky hair? Answer: Because it used honeycomb!