In 1995, the pinnacle of technology was the colorful Game Boy, and the biggest tragedy was the death of your virtual pet because you forgot… Read More »52 Kids Jokes: The 1995 “Tamagotchi & Playground” Edition
Why don’t teddy bears ever get hungry? Answer: Because they’re always stuffed!
Why was the broom late? Answer: It swept in!
What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Answer: Nothing, they just waved!
Why do ducks make great detectives? Answer: Because they always quack the case!
How do you know when the moon has had enough to eat? Answer: It’s full!
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? Answer: You think it’s “R,” but it’s actually the “C!”
Why did the jellybean go to school? Answer: Because it wanted to be a smartie!
What’s brown, hairy, and wears sunglasses? Answer: A cool coconut!
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Answer: Boo-berry pie!
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