Why did the bee have sticky hair? Answer: Because it used honeycomb!

What does a cloud wear under its raincoat? Answer: Thunderwear!

How do you organize a space party? Answer: You planet!

Why couldn’t the pony sing a lullaby? Answer: Because it was a little hoarse!

How do you make a tissue dance? Answer: Put a little boogie in it!

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Answer: Because it felt crummy!

What did one hat say to the other? Answer: “You stay here, I’ll go on ahead!”

How does a scientist freshen her breath? Answer: With experi-mints!

Why did the clock break up with the calendar? Answer: Because it needed some space!

What did one volcano say to the other? Answer: “I lava you!”