Why don’t skeletons fight each other? Answer: They don’t have the guts!

What has hands but can’t clap? Answer: A clock!

Why was the math book sad? Answer: Because it had too many problems!

What kind of tree fits in your hand? Answer: A palm tree!

Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants? Answer: In case he got a hole in one!

Why don’t eggs tell jokes? Answer: Because they might crack up!

What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Answer: Nacho cheese!

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Answer: Because he was outstanding in his field!

What do you call a bear with no teeth? Answer: A gummy bear!

What did one wall say to the other wall? Answer: “I’ll meet you at the corner!”