What kind of car does a Jedi drive? Answer: A Toy-Yoda!

What did the pencil say to the paper? Answer: “You’ve got a good point!”

What do you call a dog magician? Answer: A labracadabrador!

Why did the frog take the bus to school? Answer: Because his car got toad!

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Answer: Sneakers!

What do elves learn in school? Answer: The elf-abet!

Why did the music teacher go to jail? Answer: Because she got caught with too many notes!

What do you call a pig that does karate? Answer: A pork chop!

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Answer: Because she will let it go!

What did the big flower say to the little flower? Answer: “Hey, bud!”