What did one wall say to the other wall? Answer: “I’ll meet you at the corner!”

Why did the tomato turn red? Answer: Because it saw the salad dressing!

What kind of key opens a banana? Answer: A mon-key!

Why did the student eat his homework? Answer: Because his teacher said it was a piece of cake!

What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? Answer: A thesaurus!

Why did the banana go to the doctor? Answer: Because it wasn’t peeling well!

What did one plate say to the other plate? Answer: “Lunch is on me!”

Why do cows have bells? Answer: Because their horns don’t work!

What do you call a cow that plays an instrument? Answer: A moo-sician!

What do you call a sleeping bull? Answer: A bulldozer!