What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? Answer: A can’t opener!

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Answer: Nothing, it just let out a little wine!

What’s the best way to catch a school of fish? Answer: With bookworms!

Why did the cow go to space? Answer: To see the moooon!

What do you call an alligator in a vest? Answer: An investigator!

Why don’t mountains ever get tired? Answer: Because they peak all the time!

Why did the music note get in trouble? Answer: Because it was sharp!

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? Answer: A carrot!

How do you make a hot dog stand? Answer: Take away its chair!

Why can’t a leopard hide? Answer: Because it’s always spotted!