Why did the banana go to the party? Answer: Because it was a-peeling!

What do you call a rabbit who tells jokes? Answer: A funny bunny!

Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend? Answer: Because she needed space!

Why are ghosts bad liars? Answer: Because you can see right through them!

What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Answer: Frostbite!

Why did the pirate go to the playground? Answer: To get some arrrr and arrrr!

Why did the soccer player bring string to the game? Answer: To tie the score!

Why did the chicken join the band? Answer: He wanted to drum up some business

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Answer: Because the chicken wasn’t born yet!

What kind of car does a Jedi drive? Answer: A Toy-Yoda!