What kind of dog loves indulging in magic tricks? A hocus-pocus hound!

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!

How do bees get to school? On the school buzz!

Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re a little shellfish!

Why did the cow win an award? Because it was outstanding in its field!

How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut!

Why did the duck get sent to time-out? Because he was being a wisequacker!

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper!

Why did the crab never share his toys? Because he was a little shellfish!

What kind of key opens a banana? A monkey!