What do ducks use to fix things? Duck tape!

Why did the antelope bring a ladder to the bar? Because it heard the drinks were on the house!

What kind of math do owls like? Owl-gebra!

What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple!

What do you get if you cross a fish and an elephant? Swimming trunks!

What do you call a dog magician? A labracadabrador!

Why don’t elephants use computers? Because they’re afraid of the mouse!

Why did the giraffe get bad grades? Because he had his head in the clouds!

How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!

Why are frogs so happy? Because they eat whatever bugs them!