Why did the llama get kicked out of the zoo? He was acting like a real drama-llama!

What do cows read in the morning? The moos-paper!

Why did the bear bring a suitcase to school? He wanted to be a koala-fied student!

What do frogs order at fast food restaurants? French flies and a diet croak!

What do you get when you cross a parrot and a shark? A bird that talks your ear off… then eats it!

How do you make a goldfish age backward? Put it in de-fin-itely cold water!

What’s a kangaroo’s favorite type of music? Hip-hop!

Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they’d be bagels!

What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato!

Why did the owl get promoted? Because he was a real wise guy!