Why was the squirrel late to school? Because he got caught in a nut traffic jam!

What do sheep say to each other at bedtime? “Fleece dreams!”

What did the dolphin say when he made a mistake? “I didn’t do it on porpoise!”

Why did the bat miss the bus? Because he hung around too long!

What do frogs do with paper? Rip-it!

Why did the beaver get a promotion? Because he was dam good at his job!

Why did the goat start a podcast? He had a lot to bleat about!

How do you know a dog is a great musician? He has perfect pooch!

Why don’t zebras play hide and seek? Because they’re always spotted!

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye-deer!