What do you call a snake who works for the government? A civil serpent!

Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks!

Why was the turtle so shy at the party? Because he came out of his shell too soon!

How do you know if there’s a giraffe in your fridge? You can smell its neck-stenderizer!

Why did the cat sit on the computer? It wanted to keep an eye on the mouse!

What do you call a fish that practices medicine? A sturgeon!

Why don’t lions play cards in the wild? Too many cheetahs!

Why did the pig become an actor? Because he was a real ham!

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go!

What do cows like to do on a Friday night? Go to the moo-vies!