My cat spent three hours today trying to catch the cursor on my monitor. Windows 95 promised multitasking, but all it delivered was feline frustration… Read More »1995 Classic: Cat vs. Windows 95

It’s been a year since the movie came out, and I still can’t look at a hyena without suspecting they’re plotting a political coup. Part… Read More »1995 Archive: The Lion King Hangover

That famous cartoon says, “On the Internet, nobody knows you’re a dog.” My Labrador just accidentally ordered 50 lbs of steak via an e-mail list.… Read More »1995 Vintage: Internet Dog Logic

Dinosaurs are technically animals, right? My hamster escaped his cage and now I feel like I’m in the kitchen scene with the raptors, just with… Read More »1995 Archive: Jurassic Park Reality Check

Imagine a pager for dogs. You get a “555” code and you know the neighbor just left the trash can lid open. It’s the ultimate… Read More »1995 Classic: The Pager for Pets

We started calling traditional mail “Snail Mail” this year. Honestly, it’s an insult to snails—at least they don’t get lost in a “server timeout.” Part… Read More »1995 Classic: Snail Mail vs. E-mail

With 101 Dalmatians still a VHS hit, everyone wants a spotted dog. I just want a dog that doesn’t treat my new Air Max sneakers… Read More »1995 Classic: The Dalmatian Boom