The Chicken Mystery
Solving the oldest question in history. Why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the opossum that it could actually be done.
The Cow Logic
A perspective from the middle of the pasture. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef. What do you call a cow… Read More »The Cow Logic
The Smart Horse
A lesson in why horses are the true intellectuals of the farm. A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Why the long face?”… Read More »The Smart Horse
The Talking Cat
When your pet finally speaks, it’s rarely a compliment. I told my cat I was the boss of the house. He looked at me, looked… Read More »The Talking Cat
The Penguin Interview
Dressing for the job you want, even in the Antarctic. Why do penguins always look so formal? Because they’re always waiting for the gala that… Read More »The Penguin Interview
1996 Vintage: Why did the parrot get kicked out of the Mission
Impossible set? It kept spoiling the “self-destruct” message. Part of the 70 Animal Jokes: The 1996 Menagerie Patch archive. Historically Verified
1995 Legacy: The Babe Effect
After watching Babe, my dog started trying to herd the neighborhood cats. He didn’t get any results, but he’s now wearing a very stylish “Classy… Read More »1995 Legacy: The Babe Effect
1995 Classic: Cat vs. Windows 95
My cat spent three hours today trying to catch the cursor on my monitor. Windows 95 promised multitasking, but all it delivered was feline frustration… Read More »1995 Classic: Cat vs. Windows 95
1995 Archive: The Lion King Hangover
It’s been a year since the movie came out, and I still can’t look at a hyena without suspecting they’re plotting a political coup. Part… Read More »1995 Archive: The Lion King Hangover
1995 Vintage: Internet Dog Logic
That famous cartoon says, “On the Internet, nobody knows you’re a dog.” My Labrador just accidentally ordered 50 lbs of steak via an e-mail list.… Read More »1995 Vintage: Internet Dog Logic