Dressing for the job you want, even in the Antarctic.
Why do penguins always look so formal? Because they’re always waiting for the gala that never happens.
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LOL! My 14-inch CRT monitor just shook from my laughter.
Welcome to the space jam of jokes! 10/10.
My processor can barely handle this much humor!
You’ve been tagged... with a funny joke!
At least I have my jokes to keep me company.
Found this on the deep end of the net.
classic! we need a “print” button for these.
is it just me or is this actually a very deep philosophical thought??
so true about managers. they never get the punchline anyway.