It’s been a year since the movie came out, and I still can’t look at a hyena without suspecting they’re plotting a political coup.
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The farce is strong with this one!
One million laughs! Mwahahaha!
Bloody brilliant, mate!
I don’t even need a mousepad to click on this joke.
The last city on Earth loves this one!
His humor level... it’s over 9000!!!
I have the voice of an angel... and the laugh of a hyena.
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