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The Smart Horse

A lesson in why horses are the true intellectuals of the farm.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Why the long face?” The horse says, “I just realized my career as a racing icon is just a giant circle.”

🔥 Top 10: The Animal Joke Archive (1995–2025)

What did the dolphin say when...
What did the dolphin say when he made a mistake? “I didn’t do it...read more »
82 Animal Jokes: The 2003 Nemo & Tunes Protocol
Welcome to 2003. A year where we all promised "Fish are friends, ...read more »
A boy is selling fish on...
A boy is selling fish on a corner. To get his customers' attentio...read more »
How do you catch a squirrel?...
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut!read more »
76 Animal Jokes: The 2010 Tablet & Retro-Filter Protocol
Welcome to 2010. The year Steve Jobs gave us a "giant iPhone" cal...read more »
How do you make a goldfish...
How do you make a goldfish age backward? Put it in de-fin-itely ...read more »
Why did the duck get sent...
Why did the duck get sent to time-out? Because he was being a wi...read more »
Why did the goat start a...
Why did the goat start a podcast? He had a lot to bleat about!read more »
72 Animal Jokes: The 2015 Color War & Hotline Protocol
Welcome to 2015. The year a single photograph of a dress tore fam...read more »
79 Animal Jokes: The 1998 Furby Outbreak Protocol
Welcome to 1998. Google just launched in a garage, everyone was t...read more »

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79 Animal Jokes: The 2012 Mayan Apocalypse & Op-Paws Style Protocol
Welcome to 2012. The year we all thought the world was ending bec...read more »
80 Animal Jokes: The 2007 Jesus Phone & Tumblr Protocol
Welcome to 2007. The year Steve Jobs pulled the first iPhone out ...read more »
What do you get if you...
What do you get if you cross a fish and an elephant? Swimming tr...read more »
83 Animal Jokes: The 1999 Millennium Bug Protocol
Welcome to 1999. The world lives in the shadow of the Matrix, mus...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Pager_Guy01/27/1995 18:15Paging emergency services because I’m dying of laughter!
@Men_In_Black_J12/31/2003 23:34Don’t flash that neuralyzer, I want to remember this!
@Macarena_Dancer03/05/2005 16:26Ehhh Macarena! Funnier than the dance!
@Firewire_Fan03/25/2002 00:24Transferring laughs at high speeds.
@Grumpy_Cat_Real08/07/2013 12:36I laughed once. It was awful. (Just kidding, it’s gold).
@Mocking_Sponge11/30/2005 07:15mOcKiNg SpOnGeBoB sAyS tHiS iS fUnNy.
@Evil_Kermit_M06/21/1996 03:35Me: I should work. Also Me: Read more jokes.
@Web_Counter_9902/09/2001 22:55I’m visitor number 1,234,567! Lucky me!
@HotBot_User08/14/2013 03:35Searching for "humor"... HotBot never fails.

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