A lesson in why horses are the true intellectuals of the farm.
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Why the long face?” The horse says, “I just realized my career as a racing icon is just a giant circle.”
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82 Animal Jokes: The 2003 Nemo & Tunes Protocol
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A boy is selling fish on...
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How do you catch a squirrel?
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76 Animal Jokes: The 2010 Tablet & Retro-Filter Protocol
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72 Animal Jokes: The 2015 Color War & Hotline Protocol
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80 Animal Jokes: The 2007 Jesus Phone & Tumblr Protocol
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