My cat spent three hours today trying to catch the cursor on my monitor. Windows 95 promised multitasking, but all it delivered was feline frustration and paw prints on the glass.
Part of the 68 Animal Jokes: The 1995 Menagerie Patch archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Animal Joke Archive (1995–2025)
There was a papa mole, a...
There was a papa mole, a momma mole, and a baby mole. They lived ...read more »
What do you call a fish...
What do you call a fish that practices medicine?
A sturgeon!read more »
81 Animal Jokes: The 2016 Augmented Reality & Harambe Protocol
Welcome to 2016. The year we all walked into lamp posts while try...read more »
79 Animal Jokes: The Agentic Future & Vice City Protocol (2025)
Welcome to 2025. The year AI stopped just "talking" and started "...read more »
81 Animal Jokes: The James Webb & Wordle Protocol (2022)
Welcome to 2022. The year we all became obsessed with five-letter...read more »
80 Animal Jokes: The 2005 Viral Video & 360 Protocol
Welcome to 2005. The year "Me at the zoo" became the first-ever Y...read more »
83 Animal Jokes: The 1999 Millennium Bug Protocol
Welcome to 1999. The world lives in the shadow of the Matrix, mus...read more »
What kind of dog loves indulging...
What kind of dog loves indulging in magic tricks?
A hocus-pocus ...read more »
71 Animal Jokes: The 2011 Siri & Virtual Assistant Protocol
Welcome to 2011. The year we started talking to our phones and th...read more »
80 Animal Jokes: The 2007 Jesus Phone & Tumblr Protocol
Welcome to 2007. The year Steve Jobs pulled the first iPhone out ...read more »
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The Final Roar
Closing the animal kingdom with a final OHH! hit.What’s the diffe...read more »
79 Animal Jokes: The 1998 Furby Outbreak Protocol
Welcome to 1998. Google just launched in a garage, everyone was t...read more »
What kind of key opens a...
What kind of key opens a banana?
A monkey!read more »
Why don’t oysters share their pearls?...
Why don’t oysters share their pearls?
Because they’re a little s...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Slapping you with a large trout for such a funny joke!
My parents want the phone line back, but I am busy laughing.
Click of death? No, click of laughter!
Plug and Play laughter!
All those laughs will be lost in time, like tears in rain.
You’ve been tagged... with a funny joke!
Is this real life? Or is it just funny?
Firefox, Chrome, IE... we all laugh the same.
Equality for all jokes!