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What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef. What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.
🔥 Top 10: The Animal Joke Archive (1995–2025)
What do you call a snake...
What do you call a snake who works for the government?
A civil s...read more »
Why don’t elephants use computers? Because...
Why don’t elephants use computers?
Because they’re afraid of the...read more »
74 Animal Jokes: The 1997 Beanie Marsupial Protocol
Welcome to 1997. The world went crazy for bean-filled plushies, J...read more »
What do you call a sleeping...
What do you call a sleeping bull?
A bulldozer!read more »
The Shark Courtesy
Understanding the rules of the deep blue sea.Why did the shark st...read more »
The Goat Attitude
Stubbornness as a lifestyle choice.Why was the goat so upset? Bec...read more »
Why did the beaver get a...
Why did the beaver get a promotion?
Because he was dam good at h...read more »
Why did the cow win an...
Why did the cow win an award?
Because it was outstanding in its ...read more »
Two bats are hanging upside down...
Two bats are hanging upside down on a branch. One asks the other,...read more »
What do you get when you...
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo?
A woolly ...read more »
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80 Animal Jokes: The 2007 Jesus Phone & Tumblr Protocol
Welcome to 2007. The year Steve Jobs pulled the first iPhone out ...read more »
What do you call a bear...
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!read more »
Why did the owl get promoted?...
Why did the owl get promoted?
Because he was a real wise guy!read more »
Why did the antelope bring a...
Why did the antelope bring a ladder to the bar?
Because it heard...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
P-A-R-T-Y? Because I’m laughing!
I knew you’d laugh at this.
Bureaucracy is boring, but this joke isn’t.
Jokes are more than meets the eye!
Borrows your computer, leaves the joke window open.
classic! we need a “print” button for these.
my girlfriend didnt laugh. i think shes broken. hahaha.
this is exactly why i love this site. zero fluff, just good vibes.