1996 Vintage: Why did the parrot get kicked out of the Mission

Impossible set? It kept spoiling the “self-destruct” message.

Part of the 70 Animal Jokes: The 1996 Menagerie Patch archive. Historically Verified

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@SpiderMan_Tobey05/13/2003 01:47With great power comes great responsibility... to laugh.

@Hanson_Fan_9709/13/1996 01:03Mmmbop, ba duba dop... that is funny!

@Austin_Powers_Doctor12/07/2013 06:37One million laughs! Mwahahaha!

@Gremlins_Gizmo08/23/2011 19:41Don’t feed the jokes after midnight!

@Doge_Much_Funny01/09/1999 23:32Wow. Such humor. Very joke. So laugh.

@Infoseek_Explorer06/08/2008 20:46Seeking info, found a laugh. Mission success.

@Deal_With_It_G02/27/2005 20:55Deal with it. This is gold.

@Lulz_Sec_Ghost02/27/2001 15:28Laughing at the security of my own ribs!