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🔥 Top 10: The Animal Joke Archive (1995–2025)
Why did the antelope bring a...
Why did the antelope bring a ladder to the bar?
Because it heard...read more »
The Pig’s Style
Finding the right look for the mud pit.What do you call a pig tha...read more »
The Owl Wisdom
Late night advice from the smartest bird in the woods.An owl told...read more »
How do you know a dog...
How do you know a dog is a great musician?
He has perfect pooch!read more »
The Fish Tank
Aquatic life and the limits of glass walls.Two fish are in a tank...read more »
What do frogs order at fast...
What do frogs order at fast food restaurants?
French flies and a...read more »
What do you call a lazy...
What do you call a lazy kangaroo?
A pouch potato!read more »
68 Animal Jokes: The 1995 Menagerie Patch
1995: The Year of the Talking Pig and the Digital Dog.Welcome to ...read more »
Why was the squirrel late to...
Why was the squirrel late to school?
Because he got caught in a ...read more »
What’s a kangaroo’s favorite type of...
What’s a kangaroo’s favorite type of music?
Hip-hop!read more »
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Why was the turtle so shy at the party?
Because he came out of h...read more »
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Why did the goat start a podcast?
He had a lot to bleat about!read more »
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My computer froze but the joke was worth the reboot.
The sound of my drive reading this is music to my ears.
I love gold! And I love this joke!
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Is this real life? Or is it just funny?
who writes these?? they are so creative in their stupidity lol.
i’m gonna use this as an icebreaker. wish me luck!
my uncle told a version of this at a wedding once. everyone lost it.